6th June 2010

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ahhh

I think i’ve seen you a thousand times before.  I see you’ve got that stupid ass flat brimmed 59/50 hat and a beer pong champion shirt.  Oh what’s that, you’ve gone all out and pulled out the bright white nikes and you’re sure to freak out at the sign of dirt on them.  Please don’t tell me you also own something with Bob Marleys untalented face on it…oh you do? Are those pubes on your chin or just the sure sign of the inability to grow real facial hair? You’re that guy that refers to girls as “bitches” and you without a doubt have Lil’ Wayne blasting in your ‘89 Toyota that barely starts but you think is badass cause you have a retarded ass system in it.  Yea that’s cool and all that people can hear you coming from a mile down the road but you look like a retard.  Ahhh that’s so cool  that you wear your pants half way off your ass too, cause nothing says “hire me” like your ass cheeks hanging out your pre-ripped jeans.  You’re that guy that always came to school on mondays back in high school and made sure you gave a public announcement about how fucked up you got and how you were “smashin’ on these bitches.” So classy! It’s funny to me cause I know that this guy is going to be unhappy in just a few years.  They’re the ones that won’t grow up..the ones that dumb girls will grow up because of…and the ones that will probably serve me some fast food in about 10 years.  This post isn’t aimed at anyone in particular, just a good majority of the guy population that is fucking retarded and typical.  The bro’s of the high school days will be the losers of the career years :)

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